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Friday 24 December 2010

That California Gurl ! Miss. Perry

Katy Perry has been known since her debut album "One Of the Boys" came out in 2008. First of all, her single "I Kissed A Girl" could be heard every ten fucking minutes on every, single, radio station. By that time, it was thought that she was a fucking lesbian, one because she says she kissed a fucking girl, and second of all because of the music video, in which Ke$ha features.
Then her second hit "Hot'n Cold" came out... over fucking played. I'm not saying it's a bad song or anything, it's just that I remember it being played all the time. "YOU, CHANGE YOUR MIND, LIKE A GIRL, CHANGES CLOTHES". Other hits from that album were "Waking Up In Vegas", "Ur so Gay" (in which she's adressing herself to her ex-boyfriend who was very metrosexual) and "Thinking Of You", a very fucking depressing song !
Fast forward to 2010. "TEENAGE DREAM !!! OMFG !!! CALIFORNIA GURLS !!!". Bitch, shut the Fuck up.
We understand that you fucking LUV Katy's new album, you don't need to put it all over your fucking Facebook and Twitter ! "Daisy dukes, bikinis on top" What in world's name is a fucking Daisy Duke ? Research it if you want, I can't be fucking bothered with daisy duke shit.
And on top of that, what's the deal with the purple and blue hair ? What the fuck =
Teenage Dream. The album was named after this single. It was sung on Glee. It was fucking everywhere. Besides, how can anybody make you feel you're living a teenage dream ? What does that even mean ? What is a teenage dream ?!
Firework. This is a pretty catchy song I have to say. But when you hear it playing all the fucking time on the radio, it starts to get on your fucking nerves. Overplayed in the UK and the US mostly. So when you watched the music video, you're like : Oh ok, it's like outcasts who start feeling better", which is quite nice to see really. Then you see it over and over and over and over again and start thinking : Why the fuck do they have sparks coming out of their fucking boobs ?! Because at that point, you couldn't give a shit about what's going on.
Recently, she sung Hot'N Cold on Sesame Street with "Elmo"... I really didn't know what the fuck was going on during the whole song/video. First off, why was she singing THAT song on SESAME STREET ?... with ELMO !? Seconds, she was wearing this dress that made her boobs hang half out. On a kids show ? Euhm.. Katy ? What is wrong with you ?
About two weeks ago, or I don't know, it was in fucking December, she wore a fuckin' snowman. Yes, I repeat, she was WEARING a SNOWMAN. Lady Gaga wannabe ? All that we know is that she looked FUCKING ridiculous. At least Lady Gaga has style when she wears her ridiculous and weird outfits !!!
Katy Perry also did commercials for Pro Active. What the fuck ?
So Katy Perry, one of the most overexposed people right now. Her songs are overplayed, she TRIES to get attention, she's on fucking TV, all over my facebook news feed. I don't know, just everything Katy Perry right now !

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