That California Gurl ! Miss. Perry

Katy Perry has been known since her debut album "One Of the Boys" came out in 2008. First of all, her single "I Kissed A Girl" could be heard every ten fucking minutes on every, single, radio station. By that time, it was thought that she was a fucking lesbian, one because she says she kissed a fucking girl, and second of all because of the music video, in which Ke$ha features.
Then her second hit "Hot'n Cold" came out... over fucking played. I'm not saying it's a bad song or anything, it's just that I remember it being played all the time. "YOU, CHANGE YOUR MIND, LIKE A GIRL, CHANGES CLOTHES". Other hits from that album were "Waking Up In Vegas", "Ur so Gay" (in which she's adressing herself to her ex-boyfriend who was very metrosexual) and "Thinking Of You", a very fucking depressing song !
Fast forward to 2010. "TEENAGE DREAM !!! OMFG !!! CALIFORNIA GURLS !!!". Bitch, shut the Fuck up.
We understand that you fucking LUV Katy's new album, you don't need to put it all over your fucking Facebook and Twitter ! "Daisy dukes, bikinis on top" What in world's name is a fucking Daisy Duke ? Research it if you want, I can't be fucking bothered with daisy duke shit.
And on top of that, what's the deal with the purple and blue hair ? What the fuck =
Teenage Dream. The album was named after this single. It was sung on Glee. It was fucking everywhere. Besides, how can anybody make you feel you're living a teenage dream ? What does that even mean ? What is a teenage dream ?!
Firework. This is a pretty catchy song I have to say. But when you hear it playing all the fucking time on the radio, it starts to get on your fucking nerves. Overplayed in the UK and the US mostly. So when you watched the music video, you're like : Oh ok, it's like outcasts who start feeling better", which is quite nice to see really. Then you see it over and over and over and over again and start thinking : Why the fuck do they have sparks coming out of their fucking boobs ?! Because at that point, you couldn't give a shit about what's going on.
Recently, she sung Hot'N Cold on Sesame Street with "Elmo"... I really didn't know what the fuck was going on during the whole song/video. First off, why was she singing THAT song on SESAME STREET ?... with ELMO !? Seconds, she was wearing this dress that made her boobs hang half out. On a kids show ? Euhm.. Katy ? What is wrong with you ?
About two weeks ago, or I don't know, it was in fucking December, she wore a fuckin' snowman. Yes, I repeat, she was WEARING a SNOWMAN. Lady Gaga wannabe ? All that we know is that she looked FUCKING ridiculous. At least Lady Gaga has style when she wears her ridiculous and weird outfits !!!
Katy Perry also did commercials for Pro Active. What the fuck ?
So Katy Perry, one of the most overexposed people right now. Her songs are overplayed, she TRIES to get attention, she's on fucking TV, all over my facebook news feed. I don't know, just everything Katy Perry right now !

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The bottle poppers from Asia, Like a G6

Apparently this song came out in 2009, but I never heard about it until it overtook the fucking radio, broadcast signals all over the place. It's a band, the members aren't even known ! I watched the video and I was so damn confused : I didn't know what the fuck was going on, I didn't know if the band members were the people in the club, I was just like O.o ???
They're all like "OMG I'm so fly, I'm so... whatever the fuck... Like a G6.
So of course I googled what a G6 is, and it turns out it's a plane. An airplane. It's also a Pontiac (car).
Then I actually new what it meant when I was singing along. You know, when a song gets popular, you end up singing it anyway, it's impossible not to !
Now, let's get to the lyrics. "Gimme that Mo-Moet"... "Gimme that Cry-Crystal"... They fucking stutter a lot.
"When sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk". I could see a girl pretending to be drunk for somebody in a Lexus or a Porsch... but you know, a fucking Pontiac !? I don't think so...
"Popping bottles in the ice". What the fuck does that even mean ? Who "pops" a bottle in the ice !? Because, if there's fucking ice, I'm not trying to be popping a bottle anything ! Except a fucking can of hot chocolate !
"Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6". Sipping sizzurp in your ride ? Really ? So you're driving drunk ? THAT IS SO COOL ! (sarcastic)
I don't wanna be fly like a G6, okay ? I don't wanna be associated with Pontiac or any shit in any fucking form. I don't wanna sip sizzurp in a ride, 'cause I don't wanna get arrested. So there.
It was overplayed ALL year long. I went to number 1, and then fell back down. And then it went back to number 1. Do you know what that means ? That means, the song was played too fucking much

Baby, Baber, Bieber Oh !

Justin Bieber must be the most overexposed person of the year, along with Lady Gaga. But let's focus on Bieber Boy.
"JB" started by posting videos on Youtube, until he was discovered by Usher and Justin Timberlake. They both offered him a recording contract, and Justin went with Usher.
Since then, Justin has been all over the radio, the TV, Facebook, Twitter, and god knows what else ! Terrible...
His number 1 hit "Baby" brought him some good and some bad. This song is the most viewed video on Youtube right now (hopefully not for long). Girls basically LOVE him. On the other hand, boys tend to call him gay. No surprise, because of the high-pitched voice he has in "Baby".
Those were the Bieber Fever times ^^
Fast forward to now. Mister Bieber is planning on releasing a film about his life, called "Never Say Never". Who gives a shit ?! And it's in 3D. Brilliant, the little girls will be happy to have a Justin Bieber coming towards them. He also made a song for the new Karate Kid movie, "Never Say Never" also featuring Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son). So it's double the "Never Say Never".

-What's her name ? -Rihanna.

Oh na na, what's my name. So you've probably all heard of this song. You've all wondered why she asks what her name is. Yeah, well we'll be seeing this in a minute.

The first time I listened to this song, I hated it like f*ck ! But for some reason, I kinda like it now -now that it has been overexposed-. But let's also take into account that the first time I listened to it was when I watched the music video, which was all over Youtube. Yeah, you guessed it, I HATE the music video.
If you think about it, the song has nothing special to it. It is basically Rihanna asking what her name is, and Drake rapping with terrible auto-tune. Remember when Jay-Z released his song called "Death Of Auto-Tune" ? Well I think Drake must have missed that.

I then looked at the lyrics, firstly because I didn't know what the hell was happening in the song, and secondly because Drake is mutterring his "rap".

Drake says :
The square root of 69 is 8 something
Cuz I’ve been tryna work it out, oooow
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Most of you will already have guessed what the 69 number means (in case you haven't, it's a sex position. Go look it up for more detail ). The square root of 69 is 8 SOMETHING. Can we relate "8 something" to the sex position. I THINK SO ! 8 something = ate something. And if we relate these two things, knowing what the 69 position is, we can conclude that this song is pretty perverse.

In another part, Rihanna "questions" herself whether a boy like him can go downtown with a girl like her : Hey boy I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me.
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Yes, she is talking about him going down on her. These lyrics are getting very sexual. Pretty normal, seen as Rihanna is dressed like a hoe. She reminds me of Christina Aguilera when she performed on X Factor this year.

Enough of the sex... crap, now I don't know what to talk about...

Do you like Rihanna's red hair ? :D

The overexposed reason ? On the radio, all the time. The music video, on TV, all the time. Everyone posting the Youtube video on Facebook. Everyone putting as a status "Oh na na, what's my name?". Bitch, you know your name, so STFU !